Wednesday, July 26, 2006

My meme

Ill try to be serious for some.

Who is the most annoying person ever?
Ski mom

Who annoyed me to MeMe?
Ski m

Things I want to do before dying

Be learned
Help and accomplish for people
get attention
get 14000 people to visit my blog
Speak publicly
make people laugh, not just by posting a picture
Be happy all the time
Accomplish what I have set out to do

Foods I DONT like (the alternative would take all year)
Jello ( i think i might like that by now)
fudge
peppers
crunchy onions

Favorite form of excercise:
none
biking

I hope to be:

An ESPN analyst
from my couch
I get to anylize the analysts from my leather couch

Or a taste tester

If i could have one superpower:

It used to be x-ray vision and being invisible but im not a stalker anymore

I guess it would be the more bad food I eat the healthier I get. Nice!

People I look up too

Parents
Good friends
People who work hard , in learning and other areas
Rabbeim and Gedolim
People over 5' 3"

If i could meet anyone:
1) R asher Fruend
2) Rachel Mcadams (;
3) Vilna Goan
4) The Besht

Things I cant do
boy Im pretty perfect but,

Fix things.
Kata in karate
eat two pizza pies in less then 3 minutes
touch my nose with my toungue
see my toes when i look down

What attracted me to my Husband:
Hotness
Cute tushie that defies gravity
cries at lame-o movies like the notebook
Is rich
wined and dined me
gave me a huge diamond

Things I want in a mate
No way dude.

Things I like

e-mails from ppl that dont comment on my blog
attention
Doing well on my tests
not procrastiating
being healthy
laughing
making others happy

Favorite books

I read mainstream pretty much, but i love Stephen King

I guess Insomnia or The Stand

Favorite Movies

Vus is dus?

But if i did watch Movies thats a toughie

The game
The Truman Show
The 5 people you meet in heaven
Others that I cant say (;

Things I say too often:
Im fat
Im stupid
Im a moron
sheesh
Woot
No
Do I look like Im under 21?
I didnt mean it that way

Favorite Sweets:
Candy corn

Favorite Cake
Napoleans or 7 layer white cake

Favorite cookies

BLACK AND WHITE

Places I get lucky at

Nordstroms rack
Belmont (not)
Sco.. jk

My favorite Jam
strawberry
apricot

My favorite pesach food

Matza Brei

My favorite shabbos food
Eggs in the cholent

I will walk down to:

walking to not sure yet

under the chuppa: Either mehairah or the other one from aish

most embarrasing moment as a kid

(that i can mention)
I was the pitcher for little league and threw a pitch over the backstop

Worst little league moment:
When the parents called me rabbit ears after they made me throw that dumb pitch (se stunk)

Favorite Comedian: Brian regan

Favorite Band: Guns N Roses or Metalicca for that type of stuff
Favorite Ghey song: Drops of Jupiter
Favorite Jewish Singer: Shlomo Simcha
Favorite Jewish song: Memories
Best Sfirah artist: Lev Tohar
Favorite Non Jewish Song: not even fair.

Closet fan of:
YESHIVA BOYZ!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Weirdest thing you ever did:

I stuck plungers to the doors (they looked like im not gonna say but it was funny)

ok Im done for now.

32 Comments:

Blogger Ezzie said...

Speaking of e-mail... where is yours?! :)

Wednesday, 26 July, 2006  
Blogger hisbonenus said...

You already do get attention - enough for 3 people.
You already make people laugh.
Not a stalker anymore? Hmmmmm....
I'm sure Rachel McAdams would be flattered that she comes before the Gra.
Truman Show - was awesome.
5 People - I'm still up to the 2nd person. Every day I'll do 1/4 of a person, so I should be finished the movie in about 2 weeks.
Candy corn is MY favorite candy!!
Eggs in cholent - blech!
What's a backstop?

Wednesday, 26 July, 2006  
Blogger Cellar Door said...

ez: its under the title

hisb: If you want to do a meme get your own blog (;.

I never had an egg in the cholent but i heard they are heavenly

A backstop is the big cage they have in little league parks so the ball doesnt get away. Get it? It stops in the back.

After candy corn its those little fruit candies.

Wednesday, 26 July, 2006  
Blogger hisbonenus said...

Yeah, heavenly. They seriously almost did kill me. Gross.
K, now I know what a backstop is. I can't wait to show off to my lil bro. He had to explain to me what an RBI is. I'm a disgrace to the family.
I seriously miss my blog right now :(

Wednesday, 26 July, 2006  
Blogger Limey2001 said...

i loooooooove napoleans

Wednesday, 26 July, 2006  
Anonymous ski mom said...

Omg,omg, omg you didn't even tell me you were doing it as I was making you crazy to do the meme. Omg, omg, omg this is the best meme I have ever seen in my life. Hesterical, and serious, perfect balance of revealing about yourself but not too much. Oh boy can't believe I got you to do it. I am boasting when you insulted me to death. Omg, omg, omg don't know the last time I was dumbfounded, speechless, in awe. Wow now you will get all the comments promised. Did I mention omg?

Wednesday, 26 July, 2006  
Anonymous annoying ski mom said...

Omg I don't know what to do with myself tonight after reading this, omg! I knew you wouldn't exactly follow my lead, but gosh how many freakin food lists can you have, not that I am surprised, omg I will try to control myself and not have to comment too many times tonight, but omg I don't know if I could.

Wednesday, 26 July, 2006  
Anonymous very annoying ski mom said...

Omg one more thing I commented on my meme post about your amazing meme so get ready for the sky rocket effect of the comments. Omg, omg, omg this should do it for the time being.

Wednesday, 26 July, 2006  
Blogger Aviva said...

Lol! This is hilarious!!! You're a funny guy CD. And Rachel would be so honored to know she made your blog. You should tell her. :P

Wednesday, 26 July, 2006  
Anonymous ski mom to the rescue said...

Omg, one more thing I also commented about you in my latest post by the comments,so now the comments will really seap in.

Wednesday, 26 July, 2006  
Blogger Bonnie B said...

All I can say is it ia summer and the peaches, strawberries and apricots are in season and I can just smell the jam

Awesome meme. You are funny.

Wednesday, 26 July, 2006  
Blogger anonym00kie said...

youre funny

alright youve inspired me..
me go meme..

Wednesday, 26 July, 2006  
Blogger Cellar Door said...

This is so bad. Ski you begged like 100 times for people to say Im funny, now they are and its really embarassing. I like the comments though.

Thank you all. I wanna add more but then i get the "its too long complaints".

Thanks for the plugs everyone.

Wednesday, 26 July, 2006  
Anonymous ski mom said...

Yay anonym00kie! No I didn't beg they really think you are funny. You love this! So happy for you lol.

Wednesday, 26 July, 2006  
Blogger Cellar Door said...

You are like my birth mother, totally booshing me. (from busha.)
but yes i am ecstatic.

Wednesday, 26 July, 2006  
Anonymous ski birth mom said...

I am happier than ever to have this affect on you rofl.

Thursday, 27 July, 2006  
Blogger Cellar Door said...

Are you really gonna make mookie do ur silly tag? She has to do mine, and more! hahahahaha. Trend setting yet again. woohoo!

Thursday, 27 July, 2006  
Blogger Henrietta said...

not again. 99 bottles of beer on the wall...

Thursday, 27 July, 2006  
Blogger Lakewood Venter said...

Pretty interesting stuff!

Thursday, 27 July, 2006  
Blogger Lakewood Venter said...

I just realized from your meme that you are a female. Oy, and I put you on the wrong side of the mechitzah on my blogroll! I better change it soon!

Thursday, 27 July, 2006  
Blogger anonym00kie said...

i hate jello tooooooo

Thursday, 27 July, 2006  
Blogger Cellar Door said...

why does everyone think im a female?

is it the hubby thing?

Thursday, 27 July, 2006  
Blogger hisbonenus said...

Love the new avatar.

Thursday, 27 July, 2006  
Blogger Henrietta said...

You are female, no? how far down are you with the beer?

Thursday, 27 July, 2006  
Blogger Henrietta said...

I miss the pink avatar on h. Are you ashamed to admit you're a girl?

Thursday, 27 July, 2006  
Blogger notahottie said...

um yeah the fact that your hubby's tush and money and diamond ring etc. attracted you to him do actually make you sound like a girl...care to explain? and how are eggs in the cholent your favorite food on shabbos if you never tasted them?!?
anyway, great meme, really funny, but since i'm always the dumb one and asking what things mean, where does the word meme come from?
i would love to be a taste tester and i would also love to get healthier with each bad food i eat! my husband would join you in the espn analyst job.
really cute thanks for the laugh and not just cuz skimom/annoying ski mom said anything about saying you're funny!

Thursday, 27 July, 2006  
Blogger Cellar Door said...

O Henri: I will change it for you

HisB: well, Im a towel.

Nott: Thanks for reading through it! maybe itll motivate u for others.
I guess the hubby thing would be funnier if everyone knew i was a single male.

Thursday, 27 July, 2006  
Blogger notahottie said...

motivate me for what?
so are you a single male and the hubby thing was just a joke?
when did i get so slow? how did i get my masters if i never understand anything? and how will i ever get my phd?

Friday, 28 July, 2006  
Anonymous three said...

notahottie: It's obvious from his avatar that he is a male towel. (aka a Shmatta)

Friday, 28 July, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

my husband walked down the isle to memories. nice to see its someones favorite song, i never heard it before then.

Saturday, 29 July, 2006  
Anonymous ski mom adventurer said...

holy moly 30 comments, omg!

Sunday, 30 July, 2006  
Blogger Erik Mann said...

great post, i'll come visit again soon...erik

Friday, 11 August, 2006  

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