I recieved the craziest(funniest) Voicemail

I know no one will believe me but until I can figure out how to put this up online you will have to .

Anyways I wake up this morning and turn on my phone and lo and behold I have one new message.

The message (I will not repeat it word for word) sounded like a guy that was definately not one of my friends. I dont need to go further then that. Im just saying that it was not one of my friends prank calling me.

Anyways, he had a kind of waynes world stoner voice, but it was laced with concern.

He starts off saying: " Hey its bill, Im sorry about the dog Mr. _______ (I couldnt make out the name),

then he continues

"but It wasnt my fault it was steve,"
(at this point early in the morning my intrest in now piqued)

he continues "you see steve didnt see your dog there on the floor."
(um ok where the heck is this going)


(the guy sounded really upset at this point)

"He thought it was a pot hole and he dumped the tar and backed the steam roller over it."
(at this point i was in brain overload. I was like whaaaaaaaaaaaat??11! Sick but concerned at the same time.)

"You see I was the one who took out the dog tag"
(oh my gosh, this was heavy stuff and the visual!)

"and Im really sorry."
(like that was gonna cut it)

"I guess your lawyers, no um i guess my lawyers will call your lawyers."

"sorry".

Only happens to me.