Myspace/ facebook
Just in case you need a backround..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myspace
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Facebook
Its a new technology age. These days you dont exist with out a myspace account.
You have choose your myspace name carefully. It might turn into your real one.
Dont go with zanadu lover 666 as a joke, because thats how they will call up your child at his bar mitzva.
Of course your children can change their own birth myspace name later in life.
Oh and for Petes sake dude, dont go with one letter. This is not sesame street. Oh i know, you dont want people to know who you are. That makes sense. You posted all of your personal information, social security numbers, and posted pics, but we leave out a fake name. A stalker might find you. It just says "Q" (short for "q"ute) over the picture of you in a string bikini. Very smart.
Another thing i have noticed with facebook. You arent actually a student without one. I no longer have one. I am no longer a student. It was weird, at the exact moment I dissolved my account i felt that i was dissolving. My hands started disappearing. It was very much like back to the future when the dude and his family started fading because they changed the course of history.
But thats just a side point. The friending thing is the worst. First you get "poked" by "machmod arangytangertia". Um ok. You get about 500 of those a day. Then you get invited as a friend. Ok Fb protocal says you accept. I don' need no stinkin' virus from some angry pre pubescent computer geek that is upset that I didnt accept him.
The worst is when you are walking to class with a bunch of friends and about five random people say hi and invite you to drug parties. Why? Because they are your friends. Dude, (and duddetes), Im not your friend. If I knew you i would probably hate you, and enjoy ridiculing you. Leave me alone. I joined as a joke.
The there are the facebook groups. Protocal says, join them. I couldnt do it. In the beginning i didnt care, thought it was funny. But when ppl looked at me strangly for joing the collegestudentsforNambla(only kidding!) group i decided, enough was enough, and promptly turned down the "I love plastic explosives and Im a muslim airline pilot from pakistan/Terrorism rocks group".
The worst part about myspace is when you randomly click on some guy or girl. I always forget to turn down the volume. A word for the wise, always turn off the volume when in college or at work while surfing the web. I mean you click on some dude, and his "favorite music" blasts through the speakers. Click and BOOOOOM. Its never anything good or recognizable. Its some modern garabage that makes this page "cool". A cool myspace page is oxymoronic at best. After the initial palipitation, you regroup and shut it. But nooo then his 4 favorite video's start. One is pinky and the Brain, the other is his girlfriend eating ice cream, and the other two are "awesome" ben Rothlesberger clips.
Dude we dont care. In fact we all know what myspace is. A way to Hook up.
And really, people tell me they spend all day on myspace. Do they just change their templates all day. What is there to do? And the templates are horrible. Most of them make you dizzy, and you cant see anything or read staright.
A myspace page is one huge seizure.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myspace
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Facebook
Its a new technology age. These days you dont exist with out a myspace account.
You have choose your myspace name carefully. It might turn into your real one.
Dont go with zanadu lover 666 as a joke, because thats how they will call up your child at his bar mitzva.
Of course your children can change their own birth myspace name later in life.
Oh and for Petes sake dude, dont go with one letter. This is not sesame street. Oh i know, you dont want people to know who you are. That makes sense. You posted all of your personal information, social security numbers, and posted pics, but we leave out a fake name. A stalker might find you. It just says "Q" (short for "q"ute) over the picture of you in a string bikini. Very smart.
Another thing i have noticed with facebook. You arent actually a student without one. I no longer have one. I am no longer a student. It was weird, at the exact moment I dissolved my account i felt that i was dissolving. My hands started disappearing. It was very much like back to the future when the dude and his family started fading because they changed the course of history.
But thats just a side point. The friending thing is the worst. First you get "poked" by "machmod arangytangertia". Um ok. You get about 500 of those a day. Then you get invited as a friend. Ok Fb protocal says you accept. I don' need no stinkin' virus from some angry pre pubescent computer geek that is upset that I didnt accept him.
The worst is when you are walking to class with a bunch of friends and about five random people say hi and invite you to drug parties. Why? Because they are your friends. Dude, (and duddetes), Im not your friend. If I knew you i would probably hate you, and enjoy ridiculing you. Leave me alone. I joined as a joke.
The there are the facebook groups. Protocal says, join them. I couldnt do it. In the beginning i didnt care, thought it was funny. But when ppl looked at me strangly for joing the collegestudentsforNambla(only kidding!) group i decided, enough was enough, and promptly turned down the "I love plastic explosives and Im a muslim airline pilot from pakistan/Terrorism rocks group".
The worst part about myspace is when you randomly click on some guy or girl. I always forget to turn down the volume. A word for the wise, always turn off the volume when in college or at work while surfing the web. I mean you click on some dude, and his "favorite music" blasts through the speakers. Click and BOOOOOM. Its never anything good or recognizable. Its some modern garabage that makes this page "cool". A cool myspace page is oxymoronic at best. After the initial palipitation, you regroup and shut it. But nooo then his 4 favorite video's start. One is pinky and the Brain, the other is his girlfriend eating ice cream, and the other two are "awesome" ben Rothlesberger clips.
Dude we dont care. In fact we all know what myspace is. A way to Hook up.
And really, people tell me they spend all day on myspace. Do they just change their templates all day. What is there to do? And the templates are horrible. Most of them make you dizzy, and you cant see anything or read staright.
A myspace page is one huge seizure.
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Wow, you've returned. I have my laugh of the day back.
Couldn't agree with you more about the myspace thing. I think I'll be forwarding your post to a certain someone. I'm sure he'd be delighted to hear your opinion on the matter.
you're back :-D yay!!!!!
Facebook is also a whole "cult", you can't see what everyone is talking about if you go to some frum college that doesn't provide email accounts. Facebook students start to depend soley on their facebook pages as their only form of communication with the outside world. Like you siad, if you don't have face book, you don't exist. So why should FB addicts worry about not speaking to their friends? they must all have FB!
but there are ways to trick the system... and to sign up with fake names under fake schools... leaving you untraceable in shadchan google searches on your name, and giving you an inside look at the cult that is called facebook...
i refuse to give in!
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Hey you are not supposed to post let us do the work.
Welcome back CD! So, what's YOUR Myspace/Facebook name, Xanadu? :P
Hmmm...so I guess that I don't really exist, do I? Or do I exist cuz I have a blog?
Nice post ;)
I would also like to know what people do on myspace all day long. let me know when you find out.
i guess i am the odd guy out with no myspace account!
no myspace here either
I don't have a my space account so I am the odd girl hehe.
i think there might eb something wrong if you're over 18 with a myspace account. you shoudl have graduated to facebook by then ;)
Thanks 4 commenting ya'all
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Well said. btw, i often turn down fb friend requests and group requests. so i don't have 341 friends. Well, I don't. I have about 20. And you aren't a student without it. You miss out on too much. Love it or hate it, this is the digital age. Last lifetime we made fun of the weird things people did back then. People always come up with crazy stuff to do.
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