First seder.
Bochur One: Man this is a short Tos
2: Yeah not much to explain what he is driving at
1:looks down and concentrates for 2 second
2: copies 1
1:Hey maybe we should check out the Maharsha
2: flip flip
1: overflips
2: Do you see anything on this tos?
1:(flips back) um err think so
2: It has no shaychis to the sugyah
1: sure?
2: Lets ask Rebbe1: Noooooo! Then we are admitting we are to dumb to learn a simple short tos
2:Lets ask ____________-- the older bochur next to us
1: you ask
2: Hey Shmelky whats this tos saying?
Shmelky: Look at the Maharam
2: K good idea
1: Nuu?
2: Im going to get the Sharrei Tos
1: Ill get the artsroll and see if its brought down on the bottom
2:make sure no one sees you
1: No prob
1: waits on line for the tattered artscroll
2: Sees 3 pages on this little tos and blanches.
2:anxiously waits for one
1: After 20 minutes and a coffee figures out tos.
1:explains tos too 2
2:So thats what the maharsha was saying
1: right
2: So we get like 20 minutes of batalah time know right?1: thats 10 cents a minute, but its worth it.
Later in Shiur: 1 and 2 realize they did the wrong tos for shiur
chazarah for shiur: tic tac toe.
2: Yeah not much to explain what he is driving at
1:looks down and concentrates for 2 second
2: copies 1
1:Hey maybe we should check out the Maharsha
2: flip flip
1: overflips
2: Do you see anything on this tos?
1:(flips back) um err think so
2: It has no shaychis to the sugyah
1: sure?
2: Lets ask Rebbe1: Noooooo! Then we are admitting we are to dumb to learn a simple short tos
2:Lets ask ____________-- the older bochur next to us
1: you ask
2: Hey Shmelky whats this tos saying?
Shmelky: Look at the Maharam
2: K good idea
1: Nuu?
2: Im going to get the Sharrei Tos
1: Ill get the artsroll and see if its brought down on the bottom
2:make sure no one sees you
1: No prob
1: waits on line for the tattered artscroll
2: Sees 3 pages on this little tos and blanches.
2:anxiously waits for one
1: After 20 minutes and a coffee figures out tos.
1:explains tos too 2
2:So thats what the maharsha was saying
1: right
2: So we get like 20 minutes of batalah time know right?1: thats 10 cents a minute, but its worth it.
Later in Shiur: 1 and 2 realize they did the wrong tos for shiur
chazarah for shiur: tic tac toe.
4 Comments:
oyy, certain people should probably be at work.
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What's wrong with Artscroll shas? my husband uses it all the time for learning, as do most of the serious guys in the beis medrash. Supposedly, there are some footnotes there that you can't obtain elsewhere. (He uses it for research not as his gemara)
anon: On a serious note in yeshiva when you are first learning how to learn rebbeim feel that you should work on the gemarah yourself as you have time and it helps you learn better. Artscroll is great but it does not give you the tools to learn. Trust me I use it. I guess you have to be in yeshiva to understand the joke. If I explain it it ruins it (;.
But thanks for commenting. If this is ski i am so mad.
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